Showing posts with label Pathan sms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pathan sms. Show all posts
Pathan Funny Sms Collection 2014 ~ Pathan Noker

Pathan Funny Sms Collection 2014 ~ Pathan Noker

Malik: jaldi se koi khali rakshaa laao.
Pathan Nokr kafi der bad aaya aur bola
shb, koi raksha nhi mila jo nazr aya kocha 1 admi zarur beatha nzr aaya. :-D

Pathan 2014 Funny Sms ~ Pathan Namaz Mein

Pathan 2014 Funny Sms ~ Pathan Namaz Mein

PATHAN NAMAZ me ro k dua krrha tha:ya ALLAH tu LHR ko Pakistan ka DARUL HAKUMT BNADE
ksi ne pocha esa Q kh rhe ho
PAt:hm apne imtahan me yehi likh k aye hai

Pathan Sms 2014 ~ Pathan ne bank se loan

Pathan Sms 2014 ~ Pathan ne bank se loan

Pathan ne bank se loan le kr car li
Lekin loan wapis na kr ska
Bank walay car le gaye
Pathan: pehle pta hota to shaadi bhi bank se loan le kr krta�;-)

Pathan Sms - Pathan ne pressure cooker

Pathan Sms - Pathan ne pressure cooker

Pathan ne pressure cooker khareeda dosre din wapis kiya.
Shopkeeper:-kyun wapis kiya?
pathan:-ghar mein jawan betiyan hai aur ye setian marta hai

"Pathan Sms" 2014, pathan ka interview tha

"Pathan Sms" 2014, pathan ka interview tha

Ek sindhi aur ek pathan ka interview tha..
Sindhi se:
Q: taleem?
Ans:B.A
Q: pakistan kb bna?
Ans:koshish pehle se chal rhi thi pr 1947
Q: pakistan ka pm kon hy?
Ans: buht ae gae lekn ab Nawaaz Shareef shab..
Pathan ye sub sun raha tha usne teno ans yaad krlie
1- B.A,
2- 1947,
3- Nawaz Shareef
ab pathan se.
Q:naam?
Ans:B.A
Q:kb peda hoe?
Ans: koshish to kb sy jari thy per 1947
Q:bap ka nam?
Ans: wese to kitne ae gae lekn ab Nawaz sharif sahab hai

"Pathan Sms" Coming Soon

"Pathan Sms" Coming Soon

Ek din aik pathan ki apne baap se larrai ho gye.
Us ne baap ki photo qabrastan main ek tree pr laga di aur us k neeche likh dia
�coming soon�